I like Pokemon Go. I don’t care if that makes me childish, or weird or both. When I was a kid of about 13 I used to finish my paper round...

Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone has one and no-one thinks theirs stinks. On a daily basis we go to meetings, we have conversations,...

Tomorrow is an important date. Tomorrow marks exactly one year until J and I get married. I should be scared, but I’m not. I’m so...

It’s that time again. The European Championships are here filling football fans’ and non-football fans’ summers with the beautiful game....

Ever wanted to watch a car crash? No, of course you haven’t. So why are we so compelled to watch the ultimate in car crash viewing –...

The other night I made a noise complaint. I picked up the phone and not only called the council but the police as well. The offenders...

I’m a happy man. I thought after 2 months of blogs it was time to reveal that shocking fact. Despite my sometimes surly demeanour and the...

Life is what happens while you are looking down at your phone. I have to admit, that statement is a little bit hypocritical. I love my...

Diets are stupid. People who want to lose weight need to follow one simple scientific rule. If you burn off more calories than you take...

5 years after saying I’d never do it again, I’m seriously doing all I can to get accepted for the 2017 London Marathon. The most intense...

Why is it that when someone walks into us we apologise? Why when someone pushes in front of us in a queue do we just tut, sigh and roll...

I love the gym. I know I’ve previously said I hated people that talked about it, but that’s probably because I wasn’t talking about it as...

The problem with first impressions is, you only get one. If you meet someone and they act really nice to you then you’ll go on thinking...

‘He see me do me dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, so me need to put in work, work, work, work’ Music today really is a load of noise. I know...

I’m currently ‘ill’. I say ‘ill’ because I have a cold. A pathetic, case of the sniffles mixed with enough phlegm to last me a lifetime....

Family; the one thing you can’t change, as much as you think you’d like to. I’ve known people through the years who have told me they...

Respect in sport is slowly dying. I’m a football fan and I have to say I hate what the game I love has become. Footballers yell at and...

When I was a kid, I don’t remember yelling at random grown-ups in the street. I played 40-40 in, curby and football. Just recently J and...

45 wankers. If you live outside of Milton Keynes then you are unlikely to have encountered these cretins. However, the aptly named 45...

40 days without meat. Sounds simple doesn’t it? I know people who’ve gone 40 years without touching it let alone giving it up for lent....