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Gareth Ellis
- Jul 31, 2016
- 2 min
Variety is the spice of life, just don’t judge
I like Pokemon Go. I don’t care if that makes me childish, or weird or both. When I was a kid of about 13 I used to finish my paper round...
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Gareth Ellis
- Jul 10, 2016
- 2 min
Everyone’s got an opinion
Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone has one and no-one thinks theirs stinks. On a daily basis we go to meetings, we have conversations,...
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Gareth Ellis
- Jun 30, 2016
- 2 min
One year until the big day!
Tomorrow is an important date. Tomorrow marks exactly one year until J and I get married. I should be scared, but I’m not. I’m so...
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Gareth Ellis
- Jun 15, 2016
- 2 min
Eur having a laugh, just watch the game
It’s that time again. The European Championships are here filling football fans’ and non-football fans’ summers with the beautiful game....
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Gareth Ellis
- May 31, 2016
- 2 min
The Reality of TV personalities
Ever wanted to watch a car crash? No, of course you haven’t. So why are we so compelled to watch the ultimate in car crash viewing –...
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Gareth Ellis
- May 23, 2016
- 1 min
Age is just a number
The other night I made a noise complaint. I picked up the phone and not only called the council but the police as well. The offenders...
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Gareth Ellis
- May 18, 2016
- 2 min
Life has one take, make it count
I’m a happy man. I thought after 2 months of blogs it was time to reveal that shocking fact. Despite my sometimes surly demeanour and the...
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Gareth Ellis
- May 11, 2016
- 2 min
Life is what happens while you’re looking at your phone
Life is what happens while you are looking down at your phone. I have to admit, that statement is a little bit hypocritical. I love my...
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Gareth Ellis
- May 4, 2016
- 1 min
Diets are stupid
Diets are stupid. People who want to lose weight need to follow one simple scientific rule. If you burn off more calories than you take...
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Gareth Ellis
- May 1, 2016
- 1 min
It’s a marathon, don’t sprint!
5 years after saying I’d never do it again, I’m seriously doing all I can to get accepted for the 2017 London Marathon. The most intense...
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Gareth Ellis
- Apr 24, 2016
- 1 min
Celebrating Britishness
Why is it that when someone walks into us we apologise? Why when someone pushes in front of us in a queue do we just tut, sigh and roll...
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Gareth Ellis
- Apr 19, 2016
- 2 min
Gym – you’re there to work out!
I love the gym. I know I’ve previously said I hated people that talked about it, but that’s probably because I wasn’t talking about it as...
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Gareth Ellis
- Apr 12, 2016
- 1 min
First impressions – you only get one
The problem with first impressions is, you only get one. If you meet someone and they act really nice to you then you’ll go on thinking...
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Gareth Ellis
- Apr 7, 2016
- 2 min
Music – what happened to you?
‘He see me do me dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, so me need to put in work, work, work, work’ Music today really is a load of noise. I know...
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Gareth Ellis
- Apr 3, 2016
- 2 min
Did I mention I was ill?
I’m currently ‘ill’. I say ‘ill’ because I have a cold. A pathetic, case of the sniffles mixed with enough phlegm to last me a lifetime....
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Gareth Ellis
- Mar 29, 2016
- 2 min
Family -the one thing you can’t change
Family; the one thing you can’t change, as much as you think you’d like to. I’ve known people through the years who have told me they...
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Gareth Ellis
- Mar 26, 2016
- 2 min
The beautiful game?
Respect in sport is slowly dying. I’m a football fan and I have to say I hate what the game I love has become. Footballers yell at and...
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Gareth Ellis
- Mar 25, 2016
- 2 min
The next generation? I hope not
When I was a kid, I don’t remember yelling at random grown-ups in the street. I played 40-40 in, curby and football. Just recently J and...
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Gareth Ellis
- Mar 25, 2016
- 1 min
45 is the new 60
45 wankers. If you live outside of Milton Keynes then you are unlikely to have encountered these cretins. However, the aptly named 45...
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Gareth Ellis
- Mar 23, 2016
- 3 min
Lent – the only acceptable time to give up
40 days without meat. Sounds simple doesn’t it? I know people who’ve gone 40 years without touching it let alone giving it up for lent....
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